140110 BAEKHYUN AND KAI ON 2PM DATE
they were talking about watching late-night movies
DJ:When did you watch it?
BAEKHYUN:Me.. What?
DJ:Baseball video (referring to porn).
BAEKHYUN:Ah, that... Well...
DJ:You're at the age where you can watch it all you want. When was the first time you watched it?
BAEKHYUN:The first time? 'That'?
DJ:Should I ask the end? When was the last time you watched it?
BAEKHYUN:It was too long ago so I can't remember.
DJ:Was the first time the last time? Kai-ssi, when was the first time you watched it?
KAI:What?
DJ:When was the first time you watched a sexy video?
KAI:'That'.. [tries to change the subject] We have to do the phone call now.
trans cr.:ggamjongin

You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor

(Source: brennanat, via arcticity)

ironriots:

awfulbanter:

forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has 

but it has 

oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea

(via thepartyyscene)

ishipitlikeups:

clevergirlhahanotactually:

idontgiveahex:

if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me

The obvious logic here is that you’re hot. 

That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.

(via laugh-addict)

ishipitlikeups:

clevergirlhahanotactually:

idontgiveahex:

if opposites attract why aren’t hot people attracted to me

The obvious logic here is that you’re hot. 

That’s the most encouraging thing I’ve ever heard.

(via laugh-addict)

boundunbound:

This is important

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via laugh-addict)

What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian:I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America:Well sure why not?
Britney Spears:I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America:Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra:I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America:Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple:We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America:WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

you’re just like christmas day….

(Source: chanyeolismysexualfantasy)

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

(via shelikestheboysintheband)

(Source: eternalyouthco, via strawberrytelle)

(Source: themostpoetical, via strawberrytelle)

baek’s fingers/hands porn; requested by anon

perfection

(Source: exolutely, via exo-porntastic)

when chanyeol so gently takes baekhyun’s hand and just can’t let it go… ♥

(Source: lulubaek, via exo-porntastic)

baekhyun jamming to stevie wonder

(Source: soegogi, via exo-porntastic)

(Source: mainexing, via exo-porntastic)